Roll Call.

If you haven't read this article, you really should.

I still haven't been able to consume a lobster (except once unknowingly) since I got the lobster ink but it still kind of makes me wish I had access to something as cool and underground as this.

Be sure to watch the video too!

Special thanks to Deege!

Lobster Prison

Shocking, I know! Lobsters jailed against their own will. I took this picture in a local grocery store, I was careful not to draw too much attention to myself, but was still escorted out by security, I guess they didn't want their illegal black-market lobster trade exposed to the media, luckily despite smashing my camera, I was able to retrieve the film intact. I suggest that you go to your local grocery store and rescue these beloved creatures by purchasing them. Once home be sure to bathe them in salted boiling water, butter sauce for dipping is optional.

Did you know? The elastic bands on lobster claws aren't there to stop them from lobbing off your fingers, they are there to stop them from hurting each other. Essentially without the elastics the tank would be one giant lobster fight club!

The Lobsters of James North

The James St. N. area of Hamilton has a wealth of lobster activity.

Did you know? A 30cm/1 lb. lobtser is between 5 and 7 years old, and likely close to the older figure.

Lobster Ink

Done at Cottage 13 in Hamilton, Ontario by the very talented Jeff Carson.

Why a lobster you ask? Slow growth.

Pocket Lobsters

A picture of the Pocket Lobster in it's natural habitat.

This Pocket Lobster was given to me by a very awesome friend. It's good for companionship, squeezing in stressful times, and bringing good vibes.

Pocket Lobsters require little care, and are easy to get along with.

Welcome to Wind Up Lobster

Welcome to Wind Up Lobster.

All things lobster related.