LOBSTER CAM!!

Seriously.

LOBSTER CAM!

Yes!!!

Roll Call.

If you haven't read this article, you really should.

I still haven't been able to consume a lobster (except once unknowingly) since I got the lobster ink but it still kind of makes me wish I had access to something as cool and underground as this.

Be sure to watch the video too!

Special thanks to Deege!

Excursion - Big Al's

A quick trip to Big Al's exposed some amazing lobster culture, bright colours, and some fun photo opportunities!

Neon red lobsters!

Lobster Party!

Someone is looking for a pinchin'

There is a naked lobster somewhere in this tank!

Snuggles!

Nice 'stash!

Raise the roof!

Wallflower.

Lobster Balls!

Usefull even afer death...

Lobster Graffitti

Lobster art hits the streets!

I'm hoping some lobster themed street gang is responsible for this.

Possible names: The Pinchers, The West Side Quadrilles, The Red Claws, North End Thermidors.

And yes, Lobster bibs instead of bandanas.


Did you know? A common misconception is that a lobster screams when boiled; actually the whistling sound is steam escaping the shell.

Random Lobster Art

I found this in the bathroom of the Sheraton in downtown Toronto. Apparently this lobster has lost its will to live and is leaping in a fit of suicidal rage from the top of the CN Tower (I'll assume this image is not to scale, but I guess it could be one of those Francophone terrorizing giant lobsters). I was especially appreciative of the addition of the SkyDome, added points for realism.


Just look at the detail in this image, breathtaking!


Did you know? Lobsters do NOT mate for life. On the contrary they will have sex with any available partner.

More Field Agent Content

Lobster Field Agent #1, Codename: Eagle has sent in a batch of the latest findings from our province's capital.

I'm not sure what that fish is trying to do to that lobster, but I don't like it.


Is this guy even a real captain!?


This lobster is enjoying a salad.


Here we see a giant lobster doing what giant lobsters do best... terrifying French people.


Despite how gingerly they are holding this specimen, the woman has clearly had her face pinched off.

Did you Know? A Lobster's teeth are in its stomach.