Random Lobster Art

I found this in the bathroom of the Sheraton in downtown Toronto. Apparently this lobster has lost its will to live and is leaping in a fit of suicidal rage from the top of the CN Tower (I'll assume this image is not to scale, but I guess it could be one of those Francophone terrorizing giant lobsters). I was especially appreciative of the addition of the SkyDome, added points for realism.


Just look at the detail in this image, breathtaking!


Did you know? Lobsters do NOT mate for life. On the contrary they will have sex with any available partner.

More Field Agent Content

Lobster Field Agent #1, Codename: Eagle has sent in a batch of the latest findings from our province's capital.

I'm not sure what that fish is trying to do to that lobster, but I don't like it.


Is this guy even a real captain!?


This lobster is enjoying a salad.


Here we see a giant lobster doing what giant lobsters do best... terrifying French people.


Despite how gingerly they are holding this specimen, the woman has clearly had her face pinched off.

Did you Know? A Lobster's teeth are in its stomach.

Lobsters Everywhere!

This window lobster has amazing blue antennae, and adorns this establishment in the capital city of our fair province.

Wind Up Lobster might not be heavily viewed (yet) but I have surprisingly strong support from my army of Lobster Field Agents. These savvy individuals are always on the lookout for more lobster content to satisfy you!

This photo brought to you by Lobster Field Agent #1, Code Name: Eagle.

Lobster Prison

Shocking, I know! Lobsters jailed against their own will. I took this picture in a local grocery store, I was careful not to draw too much attention to myself, but was still escorted out by security, I guess they didn't want their illegal black-market lobster trade exposed to the media, luckily despite smashing my camera, I was able to retrieve the film intact. I suggest that you go to your local grocery store and rescue these beloved creatures by purchasing them. Once home be sure to bathe them in salted boiling water, butter sauce for dipping is optional.

Did you know? The elastic bands on lobster claws aren't there to stop them from lobbing off your fingers, they are there to stop them from hurting each other. Essentially without the elastics the tank would be one giant lobster fight club!